Tuesday, October 25, 2016

SEE THE SHOCKING REASONS WHY A MAN CUT OFF HIS TOES

A man, Paul Dibbins, who had a stinct in the military, has decided to operate on himself with the help of pliers. The 57year old Father of 3 children, cut off the troubling toe after his agreement with the doctor that was to amputate the toe was cancelled. Paul who sustained the injury while working on a car, did himself a favour, after an apparent disappointment from the doctor, took the laws into his hands by cutting off the dead toe with the help of pliers and the hitherto military training he had.

ENGLISH PREMIERSHIP TABLE AFTER WEEK NINE.

   
Manchester City are still tops after playing out a one one draw against Southampton. The share the same points with Arsenal and Liverpool but only tops on goal difference, while Chelsea are fourth after hammering Manchester united 4-0 on Sunday.

   APC MAKES U-TURN, BLAMES SELF ON THE ECONOMIC WOES OF NIGERIA


After donkey months of playing the blame game and shifting the responsibility of the ailing economic status to PDP, the APC led government has finally woken up from their political amnesia, by taking for the first time since wrestling power from the underperformed PDP government, the responsibility of the comatosed Nigerian economy. Speaking through the APC governor's chairman, Rochas Okorocha of Imo state, after the APC meeting held in Abuja on the 24th of October 2016, they have taken the responsibilities of the economic woes of Nigeria, but have resolved to fix the dying economy in no distant time. We hope, this is not another ploy to masturbate on the intelligence of Nigerians. Only time will tell.