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THE BEST TIME TO HAVE SEX IS 5:48AM, EXPERTS SAY

A medical survey published in the British Medical Journal has averred that, the best time to have sex is around 5:48 in the morning.

This is sequel to the fact that, testosterone, the hormone vehicle that drives the sexual desires in men and women is grossly at its peak in the morning.

According to Geraldine Myers, a sex therapist, 'testosterone levels in men and women are highest in the morning, the energy levels in both are highest too. Mentally, they are less occupied with life's demands, so it is the perfect time to have sex' she concludes.

Laying credence to the foregoing, some Italian scientists say that, aside the aforementioned incentives, the exact time most suitable for lovemaking is 5:48am. This is because the couples are most likely to reach orgasms at this anointed time.

Nevertheless, a Nigerian scientist, OSSY CYNDYKATE has strongly warned single boys and girls to, as a matter of fact, stay off this anointed time, as the god of sex, will not hesitate to give any single boy that tries to have sex at this time, a swollen of the scrotum, and the girl, cancer of the anus. (idiot,  u want to play Married People's Play, MPP)